The Inky has a pro-reform editorial on the challenge to the six-pack law. [Inquirer] Which beer genius Lew Bryson breaks down for you here. [Seen Through a Glass]

No more spending those welfare benefits at the beer distributor! [kyw1060.com]

Dan Gross has the scoop on visiting celebrities and where they’re dining while in town. Which seems to only be the Continental. Also Parker Posey feeds her dog gum and Stephen Starr loves the Circus. Ahem, the Cirque. [Phillygossip]

Someday, we hope to achieve this sort of legendary status at a bar. If it takes us 93 years to do it, then so be it. [NY Times]