Adam Erace checks out these quick-service burger joints to see which one will come up a winner. As far as cleanliness goes, it’s all Goodburger:

Cleanliness

Five Guys: Crumbs on the tables. Dried tomato scabs clotting the ketchup dispensers. Balled-up napkins on the floor. Pubes on the toilet seat.

Goodburger: Spotless. There’s even a zealous fellow in Goodburger gear vigorously wiping the walls, which I don’t even do in my own house.

Edge: Goodburger.

Ew! The only question he didn’t take on was the all-important ‘how does your digestive system feel three hours later?”

Five Guys vs. Goodburger [PW]