Fun with Press Releases: Expect an Orgy of Good Eating


As Valentine’s Day nears, the PR blather enters the erogenous zone:

Each dish is created to maximize the sensuous nature of ingredients, or is developed from mythical stories passed down through the generations. Expect an orgy of good eating when you dig into the tower of phallic shaped vegetables, enjoy the chili peppers that plump your lips and arouse endorphins, taste the almonds that signify female sexual pressure, and fill up on zinc, essential for producing testosterone.

If we’re not sudorizing or de-cocainizing, we’re tasting the almonds that signify female sexual pressure.