Worst Celebrity On Planet (The Situation) Bringing His Vodka To Philly Mall

In case you didn’t get enough of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino on The Jersey Shore or his incredibly painful routine on the otherwise pretty hilarious Donald Trump roast on Comedy Central the other night, you can head to the Franklin Mills Mall on April 1st at 5 p.m. The subhuman species will be on hand at the mall’s State Store to introduce you to his new vodka, Devotion, which is, apparently, spiked with protein. Or, you could just stick the barrel of a very large gun against your skull and pull the trigger.