On an equally saddening note, Svetlana Blvosowicz, the Meposian exchange student, who has been running the Swedish meatball station at IKEA for the last month and a half, has abruptly left her initial government-appointed work-study post, in favor of a “beyond my wildest dreams” post at Wawa. The nuclear engineering major will be in charge of reheating meatballs and stocking candy from 11 pm-7am, six days per week. The parting was amicable, according to both parties.