Posted by Jason Sheehan on August 30th, 2012
No, you can’t get one here (at least not yet). And no, this isn’t some sort of hoax (because that would just be a little sad). But in case you were wondering what it is that will eventually, inevitably kill you, the folks over at HuffPost Food have found it. It’s called The Bloody Best and is served at The Nook restaurant in Atlanta. Apparently, in this one 32 oz glass is “everything a hungover brunch-goer could ask for.” To wit:
This beast boasts 8 oz. of Absolut Peppar vodka mixed with a special Bloody Mary mix. Then we garnish it with pepperoncinis, jalapenos, Tots, steak, a slice of toast, and a hard-boiled egg. Served with a Beef Straw to drink from (not kidding). This monster is amazing!
And that’s from The Nook itself, describing their own monster concoction. The two most amazing things about that description? First, the phrase “beef straw” (natch). But second, that with 8 oz of vodka in it, the liquid portion of the drink is fully one-quarter alcohol. The rest of it? 100% awesome.
The Nook [Cocktail menu]
‘The Bloody Best’ Bloody Mary From The Nook In Atlanta Has Bacon, Tater Tots And A Beef Straw [HuffPost Food]
UPDATE: Come to find, the Bloody Best is not even close to the most powerful drink on this cocktail menu. For reference, check out the “Fishbowl” section of the menu where each drinks carries a whopping 16 ozs of liquor. That’s more than a bottle of beer’s worth of the hard stuff, per drink. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in Atlanta.