9 miles? You must be a bird of some sort to be able to fly in a perfectly straight line from point A to B. Those of us relegated to cars have to go a round about way and can’t make that trek in 9 straight miles. Also, I didn’t realize that by actually living in the center of a city that I was actually a fake resident of the city. Very confusing rules! And my taxes would seem to indicate otherwise. But clearly you’re the expert here. I’m not really sure how you arbitrarily decide who is a “real” Philadelphian, but I guess most of the restaurants talked about on this blog must be fake Philadelphia restaurants as well, since a large majority are in center city. And now that Steve’s is setting up shop here, they are soon to be “fake” as well! Also a “Yuppie” (“Young Urban Professional”) — I presume that’s who lives in Yuppieland — is generally someone of the upper or upper-middle class. I highly doubt these are folks living paycheck to paycheck. I’ll just chalk that mix-up to a tinge or jealousy on your part.