Posted by Jason Sheehan on January 11th, 2012
This isn’t a commercial. This is an epic tale of gods, pizza, nerd glasses, suicide, castration, grilled squid, ugly sweaters and reindeer, all condensed down to 2 minutes and 32 seconds of pure awesomeness. And weirdness. And freaky magical pizza powers. And wangs.
If you’ve already experienced the Pizza Boomerang, then you know as well as we do that the song is almost impossible to get out of your head and the images of bizarro-pizza action (and squid) will be seared into your brain forever. If you haven’t, prepare to have your mortal mind COMPLETELY BLOWN. Don’t watch around highly sensitive coworkers. Don’t watch if you have an aversion to fake penises. Don’t watch if the thought of an enchanted, boomerang-shaped pizza makes you cry tears of liquid gold.
Otherwise, let ‘er rip.